Spider-Slayer (J. Jonah Jameson)
Tech | 2026
Abilities
Austere Armor Up, Cowardice, Falter, Fury, No Critical, Obfuscate, Power Burn, Shock, Slow, Degeneration 
*, Self-Repair 
*
Immunities
Bleed Immunity, Poison Immunity
7* Stat Focus
Attack:
Critical Rating
Defense:
Block Penetration
#Defensive: Tank
#Metal
#Offensive: Raw Damage
#Size: XL
#Villain
Relics
Signature Ability (Sig 1)
COWARDS HIDE BEHIND MASKS
Always Active
A completed Headline inflicts a 9.9% Cowardice Passive for 12 seconds and refreshes existing ones. These are paused during Special Attacks. Max stacks: -1.
Once per fight when J. Jonah takes a picture of the Opponent, he gains an indefinite +3.0 Austere Armor Up Buff. This Armor Up persists between fights if J. Jonah defeats the menace with at least one of these Armor Ups active. Max stacks: -1.
Abilities
ALWAYS ACTIVE
The Spider-Slayer’s robotics have thorough protection for J. Jonah’s physical body, providing Immunity to Bleed and Poison.
J. Jonah isn’t trained to land Critical Hits. When he would land a Critical Hit, the Spider-Slayer suit instead inflicts Instant Shocks dealing Energy Damage equal to the Critical Damage the hit would have dealt.
As a Defender, J. Jonah’s Shocks and Power Burns deal -70.0% less damage.
All of J. Jonah's personal effects, as well as the Parry and Dexterity Masteries, gain 25.0% increased Ability Accuracy.
ANGER MANAGEMENT
J. Jonah Jameson has a short fuse and doesn’t like being manipulated. When he is inflicted with Taunt, Infuriate, Intimidate, or Delirium, he becomes more aggressive and filled with a +40.0 Fury Passive for 12 seconds. Max stacks: 10.
J. Jonah’s personal Furies cannot end during his Special Attacks.
Similarly, J. Jonah is a natural at riling up his detractors. When the Opponent hits J. Jonah’s Block, he inflicts them with a -50.0% Obfuscate Debuff for 5 seconds. Max stacks: -1.
SPIDER-SLAYER ARMOR - MAX: 12
Start each fight with an indefinite +15.0 Austere Armor Up Buff.
Armor Ups gained after the first have a potency of +2.5 and duration of 20 seconds, expiring one at a time.
J. Jonah’s Shocks and Power Burns gain 15.0% increased potency for each active Armor Up effect, up to 20 Armor Ups.
FRONT PAGE HEADLINE
J. Jonah Jameson has the best Front Page Headlines in the business. After a fight begins, J. Jonah will improvise a Headline for how he will fight the latest menace and call out an action for the Attacker to complete.
Front Page Headlines have 700.0 seconds to be completed, with a 5 second cooldown. As a Defender, these timers are swapped.
If the Attacker completes a Headline:
J. Jonah gains a Spider-Slayer Austere Armor Up Buff.
Inflict a Slow Passive for 12 seconds, paused during Special Attacks. While a #Spider-Verse Hero is suffering from a Slow effect, J. Jonah can’t Miss.
When a Headline fails, J. Jonah loses 1 personal Armor Up.
No new Headlines are created during any Special Attacks. As an Attacker, Headlines are paused during the Opponent's Special Attacks.
HEAVY ATTACK - HEADLINE REWRITE
As an Attacker, landing the final hit of a Heavy Attack during a Front Page Headline refreshes the Headline with a new choice.
SMILE FOR THE CAMERA!
As an Attacker holding block, J. Jonah can Swipe Up on his controls to take a picture of the Opponent, causing a blinding flash and Passively Faltering the Opponent for 3 seconds.
As a Defender, the camera is used automatically once J. Jonah starts to Block an attack. Auto-Block won't trigger this.
This effect goes on cooldown once used, and becomes available again after 200.0 Front Page Headlines have started.
When the Opponent Misses while Faltered, J. Jonah gains a personal Fury Passive. This can only trigger once per Falter.
J. Jonah and the Opponent have increased aggression while J. Jonah’s Opponent is Faltered. While J. Jonah’s personal Falter is active, he gains Stun Immunity.
SPECIAL ATTACKS
While the Opponent is below Max Power, each Special Attack hit Power Burns them, up to a combined total of 10%, 20%, or 30% of their Max Power based on the Special Attack used.
These Power Burns deal up to 18.9 Direct Damage for every 1% of Max Power burnt.
POSSIBLE HEADLINES
The Front Page Headlines J. Jonah requests can change depending on conditions in the fight, such as the existence of certain effects on a Champion, Power level, or who he is fighting against. Possible Headline actions:
I need pictures (of Spider-Man)!
Hit a Light Attack
Hit a Medium Attack
Charge a Heavy Attack
Block an attack
Stun the Opponent
Use Dexterity to Dodge an attack
Synergies
UNDERSTANDING CAMERA VALUE
Completing a Headline inflicts a Degeneration Passive dealing 80% of Attack as Direct Damage over 5 seconds.Start each fight with J. Jonah’s Smile for the Camera! Falter effect available. It can be re-used after 2 completed Audience Prompts.
Unique Synergy: Does not stack with duplicate synergies.
I HIRED YOU
Completing a Headline grants a 4% missing Health Self-Repair Buff for 5 seconds.After a fight begins, receive a basic Headline prompt to complete within 7 seconds. Completing it pays out a Power Gain Passive, granting 25% of a Bar of Power over 8 seconds. Receive a new Headline 20 seconds after one ends.After a fight begins, receive a basic Headline prompt to complete within 7 seconds. Completing it pays out a Power Gain Passive, granting 25% of a Bar of Power over 8 seconds. Receive a new Headline 20 seconds after one ends.
Unique Synergy: Does not stack with duplicate synergies.
MUSTACHE PANACHE
Synergy Champions: Intercepting the Opponent grants a non-stacking +15% Confidence Passive for 10 seconds.
Unique Synergy: Does not stack with duplicate synergies.
Unique Synergy: Does not stack with duplicate synergies.
I DISAGREE WITH THE IMPLICATION
Synergy Champions: Start each fight with a 5% Safeguard Buff for 2 seconds that begins paused until it prevents damage, and is removed when the Opponent activates a Special Attack 3. When it ends for any reason, it returns after 45 seconds.
Unique Synergy: Does not stack with duplicate synergies.
Unique Synergy: Does not stack with duplicate synergies.
NEIGHBORHOOD RIVALS
Start each fight furious with 1 personal Fury Passive. Does not stack with duplicate synergies.
All Champions gain +115 Critical Damage Rating.
Unique Synergy: Does not stack with duplicate synergies.
Unique Synergy: Does not stack with duplicate synergies.